True story. (Courtesy of Pinterest)
Generally to pass the time on rainy, shitty days, I tend to distract myself with playing fetch (in the long hallway in our house) with the dogs, cleaning, laundry, cooking, baking, writing in the ol’ blog, playing on the computer (i.e. Pinterest, Facebook, etc.), reading, TV, and good ol’ Super Nintendo. (I will dominate you in a game of Super Mario Brothers. No joke.)
Lately, rainy and shitty days have been pretty prevalent, which is why the house is spotless, all laundry is done, and C-money is well fed. I used to love the sound of rain, but now I’m getting to the point where I hate the sound of rain. When I hear the tinkering of rain against the windows, or the outburst of rain on the roof, my eyes roll back into my head and curse words start spouting off. I have what you would call, Precipitation Tourettes. #RainCockShitTwatBallsMotherFucker (Please tell me you got the “Deuce Bigelow” reference…) I honestly can’t remember the last day we’ve been here that we haven’t had rain. Ri-damn-diculous.
Thank goodness for Pinterest. Granted, I will never try every recipe, I won’t make all the crafty things, I will never look like those fashionable bitches because I will never be able to afford YSL and Jimmy Choo… but damn is it addicting! I tend to go completely A.D.D. EVERY time I’m on there. One minute I’m pinning fashion, then the next I’m pinning a “how to” on washing fruits and veggies.
Just so you know, I have a love affair…with red velvet. I don’t give a shit if it’s in the form of cake, cupcakes, cookies, icecream…..whatever. I. Love. Red. Velvet. Bonus? Sprinkle powdered sugar over anything and I’m a sugar coma away from pure bliss. I’ve always craved more salt than sweet, but for some reason, being here I’ve turned into a complete sweet tooth. (Before you go and make an “ass” out of “u” and “me” (i.e. “assume” — keep up), I am 100% NOT pregnant. Currently I have what feels like a bowling ball resting on my pelvis. So no, my eggo is NOT prego.) Maybe a lack of vitamin D and a mini depression will bring on the cravings for sweets, no?
Because of Pinterest, I came across this little gem of a recipe. For all you lovers of Red Velvet and especially for those bitches who can’t bake, here is a recipe for you.